FROM DEPRESSO TO ESPRESSO - by Adam Jenkins

 

FROM  DEPRESSO  TO  ESPRESSO  by Adam Jenkins When you’re running on fumes and in need of a lift and you’re generally feeling depresso’d, Then your shortcut to putting more spring in your step is a classic Italian espresso But it’s raining outside and your umbrella's bust, wouldn’t stand half a chance in this twister It’s coffee you need, it’s essential, a must But you’re miles from the nearest barista ‘If only’, you curse, to your foolish past-self, You’d have taken the time to prepare And sat willing and waiting on a quiet kitchen shelf Just at the foot of the stairs... ...was a simple machine that could make dreams come true, And whip up a shot in a flash With no need to even put on your shoes, And saving you plenty of cash A Gator moka does all this and more, It’s your friendly domestic hero Just for simple espresso, or you can pour, Lattes, flat whites, cappuccinos So don’t hang about or procrastinate Don’t expect stock to hang around At these prices tomorrow might just be too late So click on the button right now From zero to hero in five seconds flat You’ll never get anything lesser With Gator you’re guaranteed far more than that: More smiles and coffee that’s quite simply better