FUNNY QUOTES

LAUGHTER  PROLONGS  LIFE,   LET'S  SMILE  WITH  SOME   FUNNY  QUOTES 1. Do not forget to throw garbage ...  out of a bucket ... out of your head ...  out of life! 2. When your affairs go badly -  just do not go with them. 3. The best teacher in life is experience.  It takes, however, expensively,  but explains intelligibly. 4. If the error can be corrected, then you  have not made a mistake. 5. Thanks to those people who entered  my life and made it beautiful. And yet,  thanks to those people who came out of it  \and made it even better. 6. There will always be someone who  does not like what you do. This is  normal. Everyone likes kittens in a row. 7. If someone swears at you, gets angry  or offended - crush him with  your positive. 8. You must arrange your life until life  begins to suit you. 9. I do not want to upset you,  but I'm fine! 10. I do not step on a rake.  I already dance on them! 11. The recipe for youth: rejoice at every  little thing and don’t be nervous  about every bastard. 12. The best day is today!