Husband: Honey, when I die, will you marry again?
Wife: I am afraid I will. You know how much I hate solitude.
Husband: Will you let him drive my car?
Wife: Well, I think so. Husband: Will you let him sit in my favorite chair?
Wife: yes
Husband: Will you let him have my gold watch?
Wife: yes
Husband: Will you let him wear my nice suits?
Wife: No, he is shorter.
From his death bed.
the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Samy."
"Samy! But he is your enemy !"
"Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now ."
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while His wife
stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please
allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose,
cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school
clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school,
came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and
stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove
home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check
book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the
laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the
school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the
way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do
their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he
did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After
supper,he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry,
bathed the kids,! and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and,
though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was
expected to make love which he managed to get through without
complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and
said, "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay ho me all day. Please, oh please, let us
trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you
have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to
the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You
got pregnant last nigh "
