HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB ?

SHIBA-INU:

Zero! Shiba's aren't afraid of the dark !

SCHIPPERKE:

It's your lightbulb-change it yourself. Unless...is there food involved ?

POODLE:

Sorry, Just had my nails done

BEAGLE:

How many cookies do I get ?

WEIMANARANER:

Light bulb ? You want ME to change a LIGHTBULB ??

LAB:

Why change it ? The darker it is, the longer I can sleep.

BASENJI:

LIGHTBULB ?? We don't change no steenking lightbulbs !!

MALAMUTE:

Let him do it, you can pet me while he's busy.

BOXER:

If I could stop wiggling my butt long enough to quit falling off the
chair..........

AMERICAN BULLDOG:

One. JUMP,remove bulb , land. JUMP, replace bulb, land .
Two: What lightbulb ? So? We can play in the dark.

GOLDEN RETRIEVER:

"I'll be glad to change the light bulb for you, but first
can't we play catch with the tennis ball, or frisbee - and
then I want to lick your face and rest my head in your lap
and look up at you with my sad eyes. What, you're changing
the light bulb yourself - you didn't have to do that - but I
looooove you so much for being my friend and doing that."

DALMATIAN:

Just one, but it will really hate the new bulb.

ROTTWEILER:

I'll change the light bulb if I can eat the old one.

CORGI:

I cant reach the stupid lamp !

SPRINGER:

Lightbulb ? Lightbulb ? That thing I just ate was a lightbulb ?

DOBERMAN:

Immediately decides to change the brand of lightbulb and
find a more efficient form of lighting--perhaps a fluorescent bulb.

STANDARD POODLE:

None. Go get human, sit under it, look up and point it out -
then go lie down in disgust that it took so long.

BORDER COLLIE:

Just one. And he'll rewire the house while he's at it.

GOOD OL' SOUTHERN HOUND DOG:

HUH ????

IRISH SETTER:

It only takes one Irish Setter, but it will put in a really dim bulb.

MINI DACHSHUND:

Well first get me a ladder and a treat...no you took too long I
want two treats and I'll do it... no Not that treat the other kind geez...
do I have to do everything ? of course followed by the "look".

GERMAN SHEPHERD:

I'm kinda busy right now I have to chase the cat, protect the kids,
herd the horses, beg for food and take a nap.
I'll add the light bulb to my To Do list...

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD:

One, but just *try* to convince them that the
burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER:

Two, but the job never gets done--they just keep arguing
about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done !

BULLDOG:

Just one. But it takes them three years to do it.

POMERANIANS:

Don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will
get a German Shepherd in to do the job for them while they're out.

PUG:

Er, two. Or maybe one. No- on second thought, make that two.
Is that OK with you ?

GOLDEN RETRIEVER:

The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of
us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb ?

AFGHAN:
Lightbulb ? What lightbulb ?

CAT:
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.