A young blonde was on vacation in the
depths of Louisiana.
She wanted a pair of genuine alligator
shoes in the worst way, but was very
reluctant to pay the high prices the local
vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the
"no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers,
the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and
catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of
shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my
guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch
yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed
for the swamps, set on catching herself
an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving
home, when he spotted the young woman
standing waist deep in the water, shotgun
in hand.
Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator
swimming quickly toward her. She took aim,
killed the creature, and with a great deal of
effort hauled it on to the swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more of the dead
creatures. The shopkeeper watched in
amazement.
Just then the blonde flipped the alligator
on its back. Frustrated, she shouts out,
"Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes
either!"
