An arheologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more he is interested in her.
The silliest of women can manage a clever man, but it need a very clever woman to manage a fool.
If you don't think women are explosive, just try to dropping one.
Nothing is impossible to the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
A good listener makes more friends than a good talker.
He who laughs last laughs best; but he who laughs first sees the point.
People who have an hour to spare usually spend it with someone who hasn't.
There isn't much fun in medicine, but there's a great deal of medicine in fun.
No two people are alike, and both are glad of it.