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Their tower’s impressive statistics
Pleased architects, boosters and mystics,
But their excess of pride
Caused the Lord to decide
It was time that they studied linguistics.
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan, 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
“If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, ‘Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.’”
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, “Ryan, you be Jesus.”
Jesus Tries to Make a Point
Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them.
“What’s going on here, anyway?” He asked.
“This woman was found committing adultery, and the law says we should stone her!” one of the crowd responded.
“Wait,” yelled Jesus. “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.”
Suddenly, a stone was thrown from out of the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head.
“Aw, c’mon, Dad…” Jesus cried, “I’m trying to make a point here!”